- “The shortest distance between two points is under construction.” — Donfucius
- “Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.” — Winston Churchill
- “If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.” — Paul Newman
- “I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.” — Ilie Nastase
- From actual court records…. Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
- From actual court records….Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? Witness: All of them. The live ones fight too much.
