- “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it!” — Buddy Hackett
- “Nature gave men two ends – one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man’s success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most.” — Donfucius
- Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary use words.” — Aaron Rogers Quoting Francis of Assisi
- “Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice doggie” until you find a rock.” — Will Rogers
- “Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?” — Patti Molloy
- “The way we’re going… if I called up another pitcher, he’d just hang up the phone on me.” — Any Brewers Manager
- “When someone is impatient and says I haven’t got all day,” I always wonder, “How can that be? How can you not have all day?” — George Carlin
- “We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.” — Old & Wise Japanese Proverb
- “Blessed are the cracked – for they are the ones who let in the light.” — Donfucius
- “Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.” — Will Rogers
- “I don’t mind how much my Ministers talk, so long as they do what I say.” — Margaret Thatcher
