“When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket.” — Don Rickles on Frank Sinatra

“Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.” — Louis L’Amour

“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” — George Burns

“When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.” — Bernard Bailey

“Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.” — A.J. Liebling

“The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.” — Noel Coward

“We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” — Charles Wadsworth

“We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don’t know.” — W.H. Auden

“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.” — Barry LePatner

“A waist is a terrible thing to mind.” — Jane Caminos

“After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.” — Fred Thompson